zinnia-apologist:

original-groove-rush:

Those old “Oh Chuck Norris is so strong he could beat up anyone.” memes from like 2007 are so fucking dumb. Like, I could name off at least 20 or so people that could kick his ass, for example;

  • Gandalf the Gray
  • Gandalf the White
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Night
  • Benito Mussolini
  • Blue Meanie
  • Cowboy Curtis
  • Jambi the Genie
  • Robocop
  • The Terminator
  • Captain Kirk
  • Darth Vader
  • Lo-Pan
  • Superman
  • Every single Power Ranger
  • Bill S Preston
  • Theodore Logan
  • Spock
  • The Rock
  • Doc Oc
  • Hulk Hogan

I can’t think of anymore but please feel free to add on

A quick glance through the notes tells you who wasn’t there in 2007 just because they’re continuing the list

badjokesbyjeff:

Husband doing crosswords with his wife

Husband: emphatic no, five letters  

Wife: never

H: pistol, three letters  

W: gun

H: disgust, three letters  

W: ugh

H: charity, four letters  

W: give

H: female sheep, three letters  

W: ewe

H: Pixar movie, two letters  

W: Up